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Are you Ctrl+Z? Because I'd undo every bad date just to get here faster.
Are you a USB plug? Because I tried to play it cool three times and still flipped for you.
Are you AI? Because you just passed every test I had, and I'm still not sure you're real.
Are you a firewall? Because nothing else is getting through to me tonight.
Are you a hummingbird? Because my heart's beating about a thousand times a minute.
Are you a thesis? Because I'd spend years working on you and still be excited.
Are you a 4.0 GPA? Because you're exactly what I've been working toward.
Are you a catalyst? Because you just sped up everything I was feeling.
Are you Schrödinger's cat? Because until I ask, you're both single and taken, and I need to know.
I thought I was a noble gas, but around you I'm suddenly very reactive.
Are you a photon? Because you just excited me to a higher energy level.
Are you entropy? Because ever since you walked in, my life has been beautifully disordered.
You're my favorite hypothesis. Let's test it over dinner on Friday.
Are you inertia? Because once I start talking to you, I can't stop.
Are you peer review? Because yours is the only opinion I care about right now.
Are we quantum entangled? Because I feel whatever you do from across the room.
You're a sample size of one, and somehow you're still statistically significant.
Are you the speed of light? Because time slows down whenever I'm near you.
Are you an enzyme? Because you just lowered my activation energy for talking to you.
Are you a Petri dish? Because my feelings for you are growing way faster than planned.
Are you a double helix? Because I keep twisting back around to you.
Are you Newton's third law? Because every time you smile, I react.
Are you evolution? Because I've been adapting all night just to impress you.
Are you a Bunsen burner? Because things just got a lot hotter in this lab.
Are you photosynthesis? Because you turn light into energy, and I've been buzzing ever since.
Are you absolute zero? Because I stop moving the second you look at me.
Hey, can you give me three reasons why I should date you instead of an AI girlfriend?
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