Best Pick Up Lines

I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

12366 good / 2920 bad

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

5561 good / 1601 bad

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

5521 good / 1627 bad

People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.

5125 good / 1307 bad

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

4945 good / 1511 bad

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.

4783 good / 1382 bad

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

4638 good / 1347 bad

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you

3951 good / 1106 bad

Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you

3510 good / 1054 bad

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

3389 good / 993 bad

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

2794 good / 828 bad

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

2754 good / 820 bad

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

2047 good / 612 bad

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

1879 good / 571 bad

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

1705 good / 517 bad

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

1395 good / 378 bad

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me!

1458 good / 463 bad

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

1478 good / 506 bad

I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks

1241 good / 395 bad

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

396 good / 142 bad

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

81 good / 253 bad

my dick is so polite... it stands up so you can sit down.

743 good / 444 bad

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

139 good / 296 bad

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

158 good / 126 bad

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

153 good / 178 bad

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

370 good / 125 bad

You know what's the cutest thing I've ever seen...? Read the first word again.

425 good / 140 bad

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

244 good / 95 bad

are you today's date? cos you're 10/10

184 good / 155 bad

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

146 good / 128 bad

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

159 good / 123 bad

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

129 good / 83 bad

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

118 good / 80 bad

If you were a virus you would be CUTIE-19

229 good / 222 bad

I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.

135 good / 79 bad

Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

72 good / 126 bad

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

60 good / 70 bad

You are the base of my trapezoid.

74 good / 85 bad

You are the solution to all of my equations.

77 good / 49 bad

You are the square to my root.

79 good / 74 bad

My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.

167 good / 50 bad

My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.

58 good / 38 bad

You are as beautiful as 1.618.

101 good / 148 bad

I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.

60 good / 57 bad

Wanna expand my polynomial?

51 good / 86 bad

Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.

41 good / 34 bad

You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.

105 good / 51 bad

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

42 good / 28 bad

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

153 good / 48 bad

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

49 good / 28 bad

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

41 good / 23 bad

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

29 good / 31 bad

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

37 good / 19 bad

I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

22 good / 24 bad

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

19 good / 20 bad

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

55 good / 32 bad

I'd really like to integrate over your total surface area

36 good / 29 bad

Do you know how to differentiate? I’d love to lie tangent to your curves.

36 good / 37 bad

I'm not happy in my current relationship. I'd like to do a u-substitution

22 good / 40 bad

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

103 good / 51 bad

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

123 good / 78 bad

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

126 good / 56 bad

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

364 good / 122 bad

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

274 good / 96 bad

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

149 good / 66 bad

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

308 good / 114 bad

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls

241 good / 125 bad

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

97 good / 65 bad

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

125 good / 93 bad

You don't need makeup... you need plastic surgery.

214 good / 655 bad