Funny Pick-Up Lines

Funny pick up lines are built for starting a conversation without taking yourself too seriously. These lines are ranked by community votes so the strongest jokes surface first.

3434

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

4945 good / 1511 bad

1194

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

810

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

1194 good / 384 bad

546

You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U

839 good / 293 bad

521

Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

790 good / 269 bad

469

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman.

705 good / 236 bad

431

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

676 good / 245 bad

429

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

663 good / 234 bad

368

Can i give you a kiss? If you don't like it, you can return it.

549 good / 181 bad

327

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

517 good / 190 bad

323

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

516 good / 193 bad

299

my dick is so polite... it stands up so you can sit down.

743 good / 444 bad

296

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can't get over you

457 good / 161 bad

292

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

464 good / 172 bad

285

You know what's the cutest thing I've ever seen...? Read the first word again.

425 good / 140 bad

254

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

396 good / 142 bad

245

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

370 good / 125 bad

242

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

364 good / 122 bad

230

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

364 good / 134 bad

228

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

357 good / 129 bad

215

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

355 good / 140 bad

203

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

318 good / 115 bad

201

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I'll always agree with you.

337 good / 136 bad

194

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

308 good / 114 bad

178

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

274 good / 96 bad

173

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

277 good / 104 bad

163

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

258 good / 95 bad

153

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

321 good / 168 bad

149

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

266 good / 117 bad

149

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

244 good / 95 bad

145

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

234 good / 89 bad

131

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

212 good / 81 bad

123

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

186 good / 63 bad

121

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

198 good / 77 bad

114

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

182 good / 68 bad

110

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

226 good / 116 bad

110

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

179 good / 69 bad

108

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.

189 good / 81 bad

108

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

186 good / 78 bad

101

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

178 good / 77 bad

101

If you were my homework, i'd do you everyday.

164 good / 63 bad

100

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

161 good / 61 bad

98

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I've been looking for you everywhere.

171 good / 73 bad

94

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

160 good / 66 bad

91

You are that "nothing" when people ask me what I am thinking about.

160 good / 69 bad

91

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

156 good / 65 bad

90

I can't buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

204 good / 114 bad

90

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

157 good / 67 bad

90

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

150 good / 60 bad

89

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

145 good / 56 bad