Best Pickup Lines #1671–1720

You are the base of my trapezoid.

47%

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

32%

Have you ever played leap frog naked??

26%

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

26%

I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?

26%

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.

26%

I'm easy. Are you?

24%

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

24%

Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

24%

May I end this sentence with a proposition?

24%

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

24%

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

24%

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

24%

Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i'd be in jail.

43%

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

41%

I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

41%

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

40%

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

29%

Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?

27%

Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".

27%

Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.

27%

My bologna has a first name...

27%

(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

25%

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

25%

I've got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That's right, I'm a clown.

25%

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

25%

[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

23%

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

23%

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

23%

I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

23%

My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.

23%

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

23%

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

23%

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

32%

Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we're done.

31%

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

31%

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

22%

Is your dad retarded? Because you're special

39%

Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?

37%

If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

31%

You'd be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don't date gold diggers!

28%

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

23%

I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

23%

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

18%

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

18%

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

18%

Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!

40%

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

36%

Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!

34%

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

33%

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