Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Be my Valentine? I promise I'm much better at dates than I am at pickup lines. Be my Valentine? I promise I'm much better at dates than I am at pickup lines. Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesValentine’s Day Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'd love a better answer when my mom asks. Are you chocolate on February 15th? Because you're sweet, and I can't believe you're still available. Cupid shot me and then pointed at you. I'm just following instructions. I bought chocolates for my Valentine. Want to help me figure out who that is? Forget the roses. I'd rather give you my undivided attention, and maybe some fries. Cupid called in sick this year, so I'm handling his route personally. My Valentine's Day plans are simple: dinner, a movie, and you saying yes to both. Are you a red rose? Because I'd happily risk the thorns to get close to you.
Are you chocolate on February 15th? Because you're sweet, and I can't believe you're still available.