Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

6

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

9 good / 3 bad

6

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I

9 good / 3 bad

5

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

23 good / 18 bad

5

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

15 good / 10 bad

5

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

14 good / 9 bad

5

If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

14 good / 9 bad

5

My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

14 good / 9 bad

5

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

13 good / 8 bad

5

Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.

13 good / 8 bad

5

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

13 good / 8 bad

5

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

10 good / 5 bad

5

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

9 good / 4 bad

4

Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

17 good / 13 bad

4

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

14 good / 10 bad

4

My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.

13 good / 9 bad

4

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

11 good / 7 bad

4

Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

9 good / 5 bad

4

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

6 good / 2 bad

3

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

15 good / 12 bad

3

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

15 good / 12 bad

3

Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

14 good / 11 bad

3

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

14 good / 11 bad

3

Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

13 good / 10 bad

3

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

13 good / 10 bad

3

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

12 good / 9 bad

3

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

12 good / 9 bad

3

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

9 good / 6 bad

3

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

6 good / 3 bad

2

Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

13 good / 11 bad

2

Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.

13 good / 11 bad

2

My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.

13 good / 11 bad

2

Say, that's a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

13 good / 11 bad

2

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

13 good / 11 bad

2

Were do you hide your wings?

13 good / 11 bad

2

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

13 good / 11 bad

2

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

12 good / 10 bad

2

Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

5 good / 3 bad

2

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

5 good / 3 bad

2

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

5 good / 3 bad

2

I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

5 good / 3 bad

2

I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your backdoor in.

5 good / 3 bad

2

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

5 good / 3 bad

2

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

5 good / 3 bad

2

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

5 good / 3 bad

1

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

17 good / 16 bad

1

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

13 good / 12 bad

1

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?

12 good / 11 bad

1

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

12 good / 11 bad

1

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

11 good / 10 bad

1

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.

11 good / 10 bad