Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
(Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".