Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I'd turn red, just to stare at you longer.

11 good / 10 bad

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Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.

11 good / 10 bad

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My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

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Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

8 good / 7 bad

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Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

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So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.

13 good / 13 bad

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Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

11 good / 11 bad

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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

4 good / 4 bad

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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

4 good / 4 bad

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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

4 good / 4 bad

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I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.

4 good / 4 bad

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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

4 good / 4 bad

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I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

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I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.

4 good / 4 bad

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Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

4 good / 4 bad

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Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

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(Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

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Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

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Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

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Damn, I thought "Very-Fine" only came in a bottle!

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dance? Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!

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Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!

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Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

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Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?

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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

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Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.

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Don't sweat the petty things... pet the sweaty things!

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Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?

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Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?

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Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)

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Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest

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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

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Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.

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Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

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Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

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Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?

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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.

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I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?

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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

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I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.

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