Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

4 good / 4 bad

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

2047 good / 612 bad

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

1395 good / 378 bad

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

1070 good / 340 bad

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

539 good / 161 bad

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

332 good / 104 bad

I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

247 good / 79 bad

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

221 good / 66 bad

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

184 good / 59 bad