Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

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I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.

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I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.

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I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

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I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup

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I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

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I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

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I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...

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I think my heart just lagged.

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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

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I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

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I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."

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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

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I'm like a power plant. It's hard to turn me down and I can turn you on

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If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

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if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

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If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

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If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

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If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!

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If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.

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If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.

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If you weren

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If you're advertising, I'm buying!

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If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

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Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

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Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

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You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...

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You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

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Bond

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Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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