Best Pick Up Lines / Cheesy Pick-Up Lines I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Appears in Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that. Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like Are you the Super Bowl? Because everyone's watching you and I've completely forgotten the game.