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(Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.