Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Do you know what would look good on you? Me. Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight! You're thicker than a snicker. Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart... Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me. Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!