Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Excuse me, Excuse me, Appears in Funny Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'd love a better answer when my mom asks. I'm bad at small talk, so let's skip to the part where you give me your number. You seem like the type who texts back. Honestly, that's the most attractive thing a guy can be. Are you chocolate on February 15th? Because you're sweet, and I can't believe you're still available. Are you VAR? Because I've reviewed you from every angle, and it's a clear yes. Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you'd cause a melt down. Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap. Honestly, you're the most interesting thing in this room, and there's a live band.
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