Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Appears in Funny Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later! He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price. Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? are you today's date? cos you're 10/10 Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away! My dog would love you. I trust his judgment way more than mine, so let's meet up. Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me? Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.