Funny Pick Up Lines, Page 3

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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

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Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

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I know you like netflix and chill... but i'd rather hulu and do you

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are you today's date? cos you're 10/10

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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

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Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

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Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

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Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you're breathtaking.

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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

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Your lungs must be fucked up cos you're smokin' hot!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!

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Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

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Are you religios? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

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Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

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Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

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You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

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You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

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Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real

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I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

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Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

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You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

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Are you sure you're not a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you

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Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you'd cause a melt down.

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(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

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Call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you!

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