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Are you autocorrect? Because you keep changing my plans and I'm not even mad.
Are you my Spotify Wrapped? Because apparently I've been obsessed with you all year.
Are you a bass drop? Because I felt that one right in my chest.
Want to sing a karaoke duet? I'm terrible, but with you I'd risk it.
Are you a sold-out show? Because I'd pay whatever it takes to be in the front row.
Are you a cat? Because I'd happily let you knock everything off my table.
My dog would love you. I trust his judgment way more than mine, so let's meet up.
Are you a group project? Because I'd happily do all the work if I got to sit next to you.
Are you the syllabus? Because I'd read every line of you, even the fine print.
Are you office hours? Because I'd show up just to ask you questions I already know the answers to.
Are you a fire drill? Because my heart's racing and I've forgotten what I was doing.
I bet you hear you're beautiful a lot. So instead: you have fantastic taste in drinks.
Honestly, you're the most interesting thing in this room, and there's a live band.
I'm not great at pickup lines, but I'm really good at finding the best tacos in town.
My mom always told me to go after what I want. So, hi.
Is that hoodie available for borrowing, or do I have to date you first?
I like your beard. Can I get your number, or do I need to ask it first?
You seem like someone who shares his fries without being asked. That's husband material.
Nice jacket. Does it come with a guy who likes getting tacos on Thursdays?
You seem like the type who texts back. Honestly, that's the most attractive thing a guy can be.
I bet you're the friend everyone calls when they need help moving. Can I call you anyway?
Is that cologne, or do you just naturally smell like my next bad decision?
You seem like you'd be great at parallel parking and even better at kissing.
Not to be dramatic, but you just became the main plot of my night.
You've got main character energy, and I'd love a speaking role.
I'm bad at small talk, so let's skip to the part where you give me your number.
Everyone told me to touch grass. Nobody said it would lead me to you.
Playing it cool has never gotten me a date with someone like you, so here I am.
Rizz check: did that work, or should I save a better line for our second date?
Tell me you're single without telling me you're single. Actually, just tell me.
Are you the ice cream truck? Because I heard you coming and ran outside without shoes.
I'm not here to impress you. I'm here to make you laugh first, then impress you.
If you have 2 kids and I have 2 kids too how many are there? The answer is still two.
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