Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines I'm not here to impress you. I'm here to make you laugh first, then impress you. I'm not here to impress you. I'm here to make you laugh first, then impress you. Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesRizz LinesSmooth & Flirty Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous! I'm bad at small talk, so let's skip to the part where you give me your number.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.