Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

11 good / 14 bad

What color is your shit?

140 good / 84 bad

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

66 good / 25 bad

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

63 good / 31 bad

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

47 good / 15 bad

I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.

45 good / 26 bad

As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

38 good / 20 bad

You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

36 good / 21 bad

Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.

35 good / 20 bad