Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises. Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed. Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between. Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? You're thicker than a snicker.