I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!

0 good / 0 bad

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

4945 good / 1511 bad

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

1194 good / 384 bad

You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U

839 good / 293 bad

Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

790 good / 269 bad

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman.

705 good / 236 bad

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

676 good / 245 bad

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

663 good / 234 bad