Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines I would buy you a drink, but I'll be jealous of the glass. I would buy you a drink, but I'll be jealous of the glass. Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesSmooth & Flirty Pick Up LinesRizz LinesClever Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. You know what's the cutest thing I've ever seen...? Read the first word again. Are you my self-esteem? Cause I've been looking for you everywhere. I'm glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.