If you go on a date with me, we're guaranteed to be in bed together for weeks!

If you go on a date with me, we're guaranteed to be in bed together for weeks!

31 good / 39 bad

People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.

5125 good / 1307 bad

Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.

1107 good / 345 bad

If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

942 good / 289 bad

You can't spell Quarantine without u r a q t

776 good / 242 bad

Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn't mind spending two weeks in bed with you.

688 good / 215 bad

If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home i would like to be the one to take you out.

205 good / 68 bad

You’re the only snack I wanna stock up on!

195 good / 63 bad

Do you have Coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking ah-choo.

188 good / 70 bad