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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
This is the police! You're under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!