Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesPick Up Lines for HerClever Pick Up LinesRizz Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start. My mom always told me to go after what I want. So, hi. Can i give you a kiss? If you don't like it, you can return it. her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet. This is the police! You're under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
This is the police! You're under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.