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Are you an X-ray? Because you saw right through my cool act in about five seconds.
Are you a nurse? Because I'd sit in any waiting room just to see you.
Is there a doctor in the house? Because I think I just caught feelings.
Are you an allergy? Because I break out in a smile every time you're near.
Are you anesthesia? Because I'm completely numb to everyone else in the room.
My doctor said I need more sunshine. Mind if I stand next to you for a bit?
Are you a stethoscope? Because you'd hear what my heart's been saying since you walked in.
Are you a prescription? Because I'd take you twice a day with unlimited refills.
Are you a headache? Because you've been on my mind all day, and ibuprofen isn't helping.
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is a severe case of you.
Are you dopamine? Because every notification from you gives me a little rush.
Are you a surgeon? Because somehow my heart's already in your hands.
Are you adrenaline? Because my heart's racing and my body forgot how to act normal.
Are you a bandage? Because I've felt better ever since you showed up.
Are you a software update? Because I've ignored everything else, but I'd never ignore you.
Are you my phone at 2%? Because I'm panicking and you're all I can think about.
Are you airplane mode? Because everything else went quiet as soon as you showed up.
Are you a CAPTCHA? Because I'd prove I'm not a robot a hundred times for you.
Are you a 404 error? Because I've been searching forever and never found anyone like you.
Are you autocorrect? Because you keep changing my plans and I'm not even mad.
Are you dark mode? Because you're incredibly easy on the eyes.
Are you Ctrl+Z? Because I'd undo every bad date just to get here faster.
Are you a USB plug? Because I tried to play it cool three times and still flipped for you.
Are you cloud storage? Because I'd keep every memory of you backed up.
Are you Face ID? Because my whole world unlocks when I see you.
Are you a loading screen? Because I'd wait for you, even stuck at 99%.
Are you AI? Because you just passed every test I had, and I'm still not sure you're real.
Are you a notification? Because I'd never swipe you away.
Are you a firewall? Because nothing else is getting through to me tonight.
Are you a song stuck in my head? Because I don't even want to get rid of you.
Are you a vinyl record? Because I want to take things slow and hear every side of you.
Are you my Spotify Wrapped? Because apparently I've been obsessed with you all year.
Are you a bass drop? Because I felt that one right in my chest.
Are you a key change? Because you just took this whole night to another level.
Are you an encore? Because I'm not leaving until I see you again.
Want to sing a karaoke duet? I'm terrible, but with you I'd risk it.
Are you the chorus? Because you're the part I keep coming back to.
If you were a song, you'd be the one I play in the car with the windows down.
Are you a playlist on shuffle? Because every time I see you, it's something new I like.
Are you a concert ticket? Because I'd wait in any line just to get close to you.
Are you a guitar solo? Because I'd stop talking just to give you the spotlight.
Are you a metronome? Because my heart's been keeping time with you all night.
Are you noise-canceling headphones? Because the rest of the world just went quiet.
Are you a sold-out show? Because I'd pay whatever it takes to be in the front row.
Are you a penguin? Because I'd give you my very best pebble.
Are you an otter? Because I'd hold your hand all night so we never drift apart.
Are you a cat? Because I'd happily let you knock everything off my table.
Are you a golden retriever? Because everyone's been happier since you walked in.
Are you a sloth? Because I'd love to take things really slow with you.
Are you a dog in a sweater? Because you're the cutest thing I've seen all day.
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