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Are you a raccoon? Because you'd be welcome to go through my trash anytime.
Are you an owl? Because I've been up all night thinking about you.
Are you a swan? Because they mate for life, and I'm starting to get ideas.
Are you a hummingbird? Because my heart's beating about a thousand times a minute.
Are you a chameleon? Because you'd fit in anywhere, but you stand out to me.
My dog would love you. I trust his judgment way more than mine, so let's meet up.
Are you a firefly? Because you just lit up this entire backyard.
Are you a honeybee? Because this whole place just got a lot sweeter.
Are you a lobster? Because I'm pretty sure you might be my lobster.
Are you the last day of school? Because everything feels possible when you're around.
Are you a highlighter? Because you just made the best part of my day stand out.
Are you a group project? Because I'd happily do all the work if I got to sit next to you.
Are you a pop quiz? Because I wasn't ready for you, but I'm glad you happened.
Are you extra credit? Because you just made my whole semester better.
Are you the syllabus? Because I'd read every line of you, even the fine print.
Can I borrow your notes? I missed the whole lecture because I was busy looking at you.
Are you a study break? Because you're the best thing that's happened all finals week.
Are you office hours? Because I'd show up just to ask you questions I already know the answers to.
Are you a gold star? Because you deserve one just for walking in here.
Are you a thesis? Because I'd spend years working on you and still be excited.
Are you a page-turner? Because I'd stay up all night just to see how this ends.
Are you a bookmark? Because I'd like to save my place right next to you.
Are you a fire drill? Because my heart's racing and I've forgotten what I was doing.
Are you a 4.0 GPA? Because you're exactly what I've been working toward.
Are you a catalyst? Because you just sped up everything I was feeling.
Are you Schrödinger's cat? Because until I ask, you're both single and taken, and I need to know.
I thought I was a noble gas, but around you I'm suddenly very reactive.
Are you a photon? Because you just excited me to a higher energy level.
Are you entropy? Because ever since you walked in, my life has been beautifully disordered.
You're my favorite hypothesis. Let's test it over dinner on Friday.
Are you inertia? Because once I start talking to you, I can't stop.
Are you peer review? Because yours is the only opinion I care about right now.
Are we quantum entangled? Because I feel whatever you do from across the room.
You're a sample size of one, and somehow you're still statistically significant.
Are you the speed of light? Because time slows down whenever I'm near you.
Are you an enzyme? Because you just lowered my activation energy for talking to you.
Are you a Petri dish? Because my feelings for you are growing way faster than planned.
Are you a double helix? Because I keep twisting back around to you.
Are you Newton's third law? Because every time you smile, I react.
Are you evolution? Because I've been adapting all night just to impress you.
Are you a Bunsen burner? Because things just got a lot hotter in this lab.
Are you photosynthesis? Because you turn light into energy, and I've been buzzing ever since.
Your profile is a solid 10, but I'm really here to ask about the dog in photo three.
Quick question: pineapple on pizza, yes or no? Our entire future depends on this.
I swiped right so fast my phone asked if I was okay.
Fair warning: I'm a great texter until I really like someone. So this could get awkward.
Two truths and a lie: I'm funny, I'm tall, and I haven't already planned our first date.
I was going to wait three days to text you, but I'm terrible at waiting.
Your bio says you love hiking. I love lying down. Opposites attract, right?
Our first argument should be about where to get tacos. Thoughts?
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