Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Are you a toaster? because I want to stick my fork into you Are you a toaster? because I want to stick my fork into you Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm. There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" I'll give you legs like Waffle House: open 24 hours, and chairs will be flyin' everywhere. You're on my list of things to do tonight. Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!