Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes. You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not. If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing! Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you! He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U! Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.