Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you. Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place! I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you? Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?