Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cos i'm gonna need a blindfold before i hit that. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place! Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You're thicker than a snicker. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!