Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes. You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth. What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.