Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth. Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you! Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place! What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you. Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not. [Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?