Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that? The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you? I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not. You're thicker than a snicker. Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.
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