Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you? The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile! Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing! I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U! Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!