Best Pick Up Lines / Weird Pick Up Lines Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. Appears in Weird Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool? You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Are you Jonah's whale? Because I've been completely swallowed up by you since hello. Are you a raccoon? Because you'd be welcome to go through my trash anytime. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on