The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

21 good / 14 bad

What color is your shit?

140 good / 84 bad

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

66 good / 25 bad

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

63 good / 31 bad

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

47 good / 15 bad

I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.

45 good / 26 bad

As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

38 good / 20 bad

You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

36 good / 21 bad

Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.

35 good / 20 bad