What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

144 good / 64 bad

I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

1163 good / 374 bad

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

698 good / 226 bad

Baby I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

569 good / 199 bad

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

494 good / 160 bad

Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

477 good / 154 bad

I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

443 good / 149 bad

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

360 good / 116 bad

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

383 good / 143 bad