Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?" You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not. Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you! I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not.
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.