Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I'll give you legs like Waffle House: open 24 hours, and chairs will be flyin' everywhere. I'll give you legs like Waffle House: open 24 hours, and chairs will be flyin' everywhere. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! You're like Pringles once I pop you, I can't stop you. If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing! Nice legs, lets eat out. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot. You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I'm gonna stuff your turkey. Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises. Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.