Best Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick-Up Lines Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes. Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes. Appears in Funny Pick-Up LinesPick Up Lines for Her Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you'd cause a melt down. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on Are you from Japan? Cause I'm tryna get in Japanties. My mom always told me to go after what I want. So, hi. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on