Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

112 good / 162 bad

Are you the ocean? cos you're full of trash.

141 good / 378 bad

You don't need makeup... you need plastic surgery.

214 good / 655 bad

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

4945 good / 1511 bad

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

1194 good / 384 bad

You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U

839 good / 293 bad

Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

790 good / 269 bad

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman.

705 good / 236 bad