Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on. Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex. I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long! Are you a button? Cause I'd tap that. I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place! Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on! I might not be Spider-Man but I’d still shoot my web at you. You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.