Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Are you a vampire? Because I'd let you bite me, but I'd prefer a date first. Are you a vampire? Because I'd let you bite me, but I'd prefer a date first. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This I'm not a vampire, but I'd still love to see you after dark. Are you a skeleton? Because I've got a bone to pick with how good you look tonight. Are you a Ouija board? Because I'd love to see you spell out Y-E-S when I ask you out. Are you a black cat? Because crossing paths with you is the luckiest thing that's happened all year. I usually hate jump scares, but my heart jumps every time you look over here. Trick or treat? Actually, don't answer that. You're obviously the treat. Are you a pumpkin spice latte? It's barely October and I'm already obsessed with you. Is it a full moon tonight? Because I've been acting a little wild ever since I saw you.