Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines I'm not a vampire, but I'd still love to see you after dark. I'm not a vampire, but I'd still love to see you after dark. Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Are you a vampire? Because I'd let you bite me, but I'd prefer a date first. Are you a full-size candy bar? Because you're the best thing I've found all night. You must be a witch, because this party was normal ten minutes ago and now it's enchanting. If Frankenstein had built someone this perfect, nobody would've called him mad. I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of you ghosting me after tonight. I usually hate jump scares, but my heart jumps every time you look over here. I'd give you all my Halloween candy, and I don't even share my Reese's with my mom. Are you a spider web? Because I walked in here and got completely caught up in you.