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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.
Sup Tinderella
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Are you sure you're not a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you'd cause a melt down.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you were a virus you would be CUTIE-19
Baby are you toilet paper? Because you are very rare.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
You're under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
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