What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

18 good / 15 bad

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

4945 good / 1511 bad

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

1765 good / 571 bad

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

1194 good / 384 bad

You know what's on the menu? ME-N-U

839 good / 293 bad

Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

790 good / 269 bad

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be Yourman.

705 good / 236 bad

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

676 good / 245 bad

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

663 good / 234 bad