Clever Pick Up Lines, Page 6

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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Are you an omelette? Because you're making me eggcited.

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If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

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Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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You are the square to my root.

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I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

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My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

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Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

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Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.

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Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

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Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

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8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.

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Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

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What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

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Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

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Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

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Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

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The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

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I'm glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle.

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My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

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I would buy you a drink, but I'll be jealous of the glass.

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Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

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My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.

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Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

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If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

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I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

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I like playing video games... because you are my candy crush

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8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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Tonight this Han doesn't want to fly Solo.

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