Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

13 good / 5 bad

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

130 good / 52 bad

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

99 good / 31 bad

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night

94 good / 31 bad

Are you a mountain? Cos I wanna get on top of you.

109 good / 55 bad

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

91 good / 45 bad

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

58 good / 25 bad

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

46 good / 15 bad

You look like trash, may I take you out?

63 good / 34 bad