Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

130 good / 52 bad

You look like trash, may I take you out?

63 good / 34 bad

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

59 good / 31 bad

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

63 good / 39 bad

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

46 good / 30 bad

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

45 good / 34 bad

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

38 good / 31 bad

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

38 good / 31 bad

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

36 good / 29 bad