Best Pick Up Lines / Mean Pick Up Lines You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Appears in Mean Pick Up LinesBad Pick Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This You look like trash, may I take you out? I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are? Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming. How much will $20 get me? Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.